Trading Card × Community

Our own BoneBattle map.

Collect. Battle. Trade. BoneBattle is the community’s strategic pup card game – and we’re part of it. Free at select events.

 More about BoneBattle

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Game modes

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Dog Tricks

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Categories

Free

To Play
What is BoneBattle?

Strategic card battle game featuring real farts.

Each card features a real pup from the community – with its personal stats in two categories. You choose which category to attack and defend. Prediction and tactical timing are key.

GEAR

Equipment & Gear Stats

Your GEAR stats determine attack and defense in the Equipment category. High Bone Counts = strong stats – or a Dog Trick instead of a number.

KINKS

Kinks Stats & Attributes

The KINKS category reflects the pup’s personal interests. Use it strategically – sometimes switching to the other category is the key to victory.
How it works
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Collection

Cards featuring real dog poop – digitally and physically printed. Free starter packs available at events.
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Battles

Omega, Beta, Alpha, or Quick & Dirty – choose your game mode and challenge other pups.
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Exchange

Swap cards and battle at events or game nights.
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Create your

Create your own card and become part of the game.
The four game modes

From simple to complex.

Beginners

Omega

The simplest mode. 1 card, no abilities, no dog tricks. Ideal for beginners.

1 Card
Advanced

Beta

3 Cards, Dog Tricks active. Requires more strategy and prediction.

3 Cards
Full game

Alpha

The full experience: Dog Tricks, Pup Color Abilities, Special Cards. 3–5 cards.

3–5 Cards
Quick

Quick & Dirty

1-Card battle without abilities. In case of a tie: Sudden Death from the full deck.

1 Card
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What is BoneBattle?

BoneBattle is a free, strategic trading card game for the global pup community. Each card features a real pup with their own GEAR and KINKS stats. Players collect cards, build decks, and battle it out in four different modes.
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How do I get maps?

Cards are available directly from Pups (as their personal kinky business card), as free starter packs at Joker events, or via mail-trade. The UPDOGS.STORE card is available for free at select events – while supplies last.
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Who is this for?

For pups, handlers, and gear enthusiasts. The game is 18+ and centers on safety, consent, and inclusivity – whether you’re a casual collector, a competitive player, or a creator who wants their own card.
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Who is behind this?

An independent community project. Game design by Joker, app and platform by Argon. Transparent community crowdfunding – no pay-to-win, no paywalls.
Events

Pick up tickets

Already have a BoneBattle card? Then stop by one of these events and pick up your free UPDOGS.STORE card.

Register in advance and pick up your BoneBattle card at the event.
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